pillows?
We have recently come into possession of approximately 3 dozen pillows. If you are in need, let us know. Ideally, you could come pick them up in Connecticut in the next week or so. But alternate arrangements will be considered.
a gathering spot for BLDers
We have recently come into possession of approximately 3 dozen pillows. If you are in need, let us know. Ideally, you could come pick them up in Connecticut in the next week or so. But alternate arrangements will be considered.
Posted by
Kevin C. Walsh
at
5/17/2009 08:32:00 PM
3 comments:
I realize I'm probably just a bit cracked by all of the exceedingly mediocre term papers I've read over the last week, but this post made me laugh out loud over my breakfast.
Alright, who wants to speculate on how KCW and family came to have 3 dozen pillows?
Initial theories:
Kevin and Shannon have taken up stuffed body suit sumo wrestling to pass the time.
To instill a love of Dartmouth at an early age in the children, a plush version of Mt. Moosilauke has been constructed in the living room.
Leaving behind law and medicine, the Walshes have decided to open their own surplus warehouse store chain.
To save money while clerking for Scalia, Kevin skinned and cooked all the pheasants, ducks, and geese Scalia hunted on his private farm.
Shannon stuffed the downy feathers into pillowcases she sewed together, but ultimately they weren't able to sell as many as they expected. Now they have surplus, and they don't want to bring them back to VA again.
Having experienced KCW snoring first-hand, ear plugs would not have done the trick. Realizing this, the rest of the Walsh clan likely resorted to roping pillows around their heads at night and, in their sleep-deprived, abject desperation, simply ordered too many online.
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