Thursday, May 01, 2008

this is not amusing

so i get home yesterday, only to find an envelope from the Boston Red Sox. I hate the Boston Red Sox. What's worse, here is the letter inside:



oh, and let's not forget the insert that came with the letter.



hillary's friend laura, who is my friend too and a huge red sox fan, swears that she did not do this.

that most likely leaves one of my lovely dartmouth "friends," unless the baseball universe is simply playing a cruel joke on me.

come forward and confess your misdeed, young fry of treachery.

5 comments:

walsho said...

Jon: Get over it. You received a ridiculous mass mailing. We don't want to hear your complaints. Even if they are about the Red Sox. It's harsh, I know. Sorry. Kevin

Queen Adin said...

Hmmmmm....Bryan P. Galat?

Kristin said...

Hey dude,
It could be worse. In seventh grade my friend Jennie got mad at a boy (Danny Paul) for saying that he liked her and then "going out" (without going anywhere) with someone else. She went to the gas station down the street, got one of those mail back things that are in all magazines from a Playboy and filled it out in his name. I still it's hilarious to this day. Not sure that I would have found it quite so funny as his mom...But, for a seventh grader it's a pretty cunning (naughty) prank.

Kristin said...

yeah, I forgot a "think" in there.
I still THINK it's funny...

jrh17 said...

haha, BPG would have sent me a yankees one.

kevin, that was harsh. jerk.