Someone Please Help Me
Our secretary is leaving, so we are looking for a new one (again). I have the good fortune of receiving resumes and screening them. While mostly tedious, the job does have its entertaining perks. Here are a few of the highlights so far:
1. Emails from "anumberoneblonde" and "slamminbabe"
2. A person who has spent the last few years caring for her elderly mother while composing novels, including Latin Lover in 2003.
3. An anonymous email stating that my email doesn't work, and asking if a fax could be sent instead.
4. An email with the subject (verbatim): "To The Regaurds To Your Excutive Secretary Postion"
Please tell me you know someone in the Cleveland area looking for secretarial work. I would be eternally grateful.
1 comment:
I confess, slamminbabe is me. I made up the whole Gallo thing to cover up my shorthand skills. Jon, I type, like, really fast and stuff. I'm, like, pretty good with words too. I played sports. Like, am I qualified dude?
Sincerely,
slammin... uh, I mean Rob.
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