High Strung Atheletes

Seems to me that high strung atheletes seem a lot like high strung tourists.

So for your entertainment...here's the best lines I've heard at our restaurant!

10) Where does the rain come from????

9) I know you're closed but _____________ (fill in the blank).

8) Do you put your drinks in cups?

7) Excuse me. This 1/2 roasted chicken has dark meat.

6) This pasta primavera doesn't taste like the ones in Georgia!

5) Can I get a clam chowder no potatoes?

4) I so neeeeeeeed my coffee! Do you have decafe?

3) Is this tuna salad sandwich made with fresh ahi?

2) Are you really closed?

And my personal favorite of the month....

1) You put mayonaise on your burgers? That's not how they do it in America!