Clapboard and more details request

Lincoln, I actually think it's called a clapboard. No shit. http://images.google.com/images?q=clapboard&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-18,GGLD:en&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

Anyway, can someone please give those of us (me) who were unable to attend New Year's...sigh...a play by play.

And, curses to you, Doug. I got all excited and thought that someone had actually posted a picture of beautiful MG and I could see her and enjoy watching her do something so totally cute. Who wants to see a stupid real lion, when I could see her smiling face instead?

Hope all is well. I've missed you all...you've been quiet since you saw one another. Spill the gossip. Who's lost hair?