Josh may scoff

Josh can ridicule Hurst all he wants (and we know he does), but it's all true. I donated my first full brain to Ernie, my favorite monkey and am now trying to get used to my second brain. The funny part is that despite all of the new "room" in my second brain, it seems to have a lot less motivation for important things. For example, I much prefer reading People online and learning as many worthless facts about celebrities than learning worthless facts about enzymes. I think that I may mail this whole science thing in and join the paparazzi. My first target would be the famous Mo Dee (who, by the way, is still trying to figure out who text messaged her on Thanksgiving. If it was you, don't tell her because I took the credit).
I think that I have plenty of time for instant messaging since I don't do anything that I'm supposed to be doing. I'll try to figure it out. My latest hobby, though, has been spying on my sister-in-law via Facebook and the pictures her friends at Colby post. Oh, and wishing that I were still in College.