Fantastic . . . Welcome to both Jon and Rob. Now we need to work on Adin and Lincoln. Everybody send them emails. I only know their alumni addresses, so I guess we should use those. Rob, congratulations on making Captain. Oh captain my captain. So are you a "real" captain? I mean, it sounded like some equivocation there. Federally recognized? As one philosopher once said, I may not be internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone. So there. I guess you don't want to share your reasons for seeking a higher probability of being deployed? Well, maybe you can get deployed to guard airports or something like that. Does this girl/woman have a name? We need a name so that Dan can mention her personally in his prayers. Jon, looking forward to your future provocative postings.