If anyone is curious, I'm on page 143 of my thesis, and I'm towards the start of chapter 4 of 7. I have about 150 more pages of text to go, plus about 75 pages of appendices. Josh, when I'm done, you could take the words of my thesis, mix them up a bit, and make it your own. You can just do a find and replace, changing rheology to theology and tribology to trinity. You might have to change some of the figures, however, as I'm not sure if your professors will care about the viscosity of... well, anything